2005-10-20 -
My apologies and a farewell???
2005-10-03 -
It should be Friday somewhere.
2005-10-01 -
It's Friday again!
2005-09-26 -
Amendment to previous entry...
2005-09-23 -
Longer than I intended. It's to tide you over for another week.
2005-09-16 -
And it's Friday.
2005-09-13 -
Link to my kitten children
2005-09-11 -
My pets have proper titles.
2005-09-08 -
Since you've been gone.
2005-08-31 -
Some kind of pointless entry.
2005-08-24 -
The following people should die.
2005-08-24 -
It's me, it's JB, I'm sucking upon your toes.
2005-08-14 -
I'm just a girl, all pretty and petite.
2005-08-13 -
The Final Countdown!
2005-08-08 -
It's like the end of this big, gay era. And also, the end of my weekly dose of Gale Harold, who is just beautiful.
2005-08-07 -
Promises, promises
2005-08-01 -
I sometimes feel like Peter Pan. Only not as girly as he was. I almost never wear tights.
2005-07-30 -
I'm sorry that this is short and generic. Boo.
2005-07-28 -
Rest assured, I will write comedy again.
2005-07-23 -
Brief Five.
2005-07-21 -
Meme or something.
2005-07-17 -
I feel like this should be titled 'OMG, JOHNNY DEPP IS SOOO HOTTTT!!!! LOL!!' Except that I am 25 years old and that is wrong.
2005-07-11 -
Boring!
2005-06-29 -
No Tom Cruise for you!
2005-06-21 -
Go shorty.
2005-06-09 -
Fin. Fin.
2005-06-08 -
Not your usual levity
2005-06-07 -
I'm feeling a bit confused.
2005-06-03 -
I found something hysterical.
2005-05-31 -
Oops.
2005-05-29 -
And I'm not happy because...
2005-05-28 -
No interesting titles.
2005-05-17 -
Backstreet's back. All right.
2005-05-02 -
I missed you, Family Guy!
2005-04-28 -
I have no title.
2005-04-18 -
Why weren't Child Servies called?
2005-04-14 -
Quit with the drivel, folks.
2005-04-11 -
Is that all there is?
2005-04-08 -
A change is as good as a rest
2005-04-05 -
Quizzle day.
2005-04-03 -
I need a hug. And a puppy.
2005-03-31 -
I need more music.
2005-03-26 -
Whine and cheese
2005-03-20 -
I love tomato pizza
2005-03-17 -
I'm a travellin' lady.
2005-03-10 -
Random nuggets from Thursday
2005-03-05 -
If I had a kid, I'd like it, too, but Eminem needs to ease up on the songs to his daughter.
2005-02-28 -
I'm going off the rails on a crazy train.
2005-02-19 -
This is my requisite long entry about nothing.
2005-02-17 -
I borrowed my writing style
2005-02-14 -
Because my prescription for Strattera ran out...
2005-02-11 -
Damn computer
2005-02-10 -
Like a rhinestone couch potato.
2005-02-04 -
Cloud nine.
2005-01-29 -
If they mated...
2005-01-23 -
Long entry, short weekend.
2005-01-20 -
Jesus, protect me from your followers.
2005-01-07 -
Am I apathetic?
2005-01-04 -
Off my chest. And I do feel lighter.
2004-12-29 -
Waxed and ready to go.
2004-12-18 -
Get thee to an ice machine!
2004-12-15 -
You all need the Garden State Soundtrack
2004-12-13 -
Update-a-...something
2004-12-02 -
I still hate U2. Even though this entry doesn't have anything to do with that.
2004-11-22 -
Go die, people for U2.
2004-11-20 -
I'll hit you like a brick.
2004-11-12 -
The bluezz
2004-11-02 -
Oh my god, I need a valium.
2004-10-30 -
Bored to tears
2004-10-23 -
Dear Heterosexual...I feel like Dear Abby. Maybe it should read "Dear internalized homophobe in denial,"
2004-10-21 -
La spastica
2004-10-16 -
Farking hotness
2004-10-10 -
Happy me
2004-10-06 -
Only for the thick-skinned.
2004-10-01 -
Politics and assorted chocolates
2004-09-27 -
Random tidbits
2004-09-25 -
Here's a bunch of stuff you probably already knew about me.
2004-09-20 -
Is it Friday yet?
2004-09-18 -
Potluck!
2004-09-15 -
Do the rock away. Yeah.
2004-09-12 -
We are all made of stars.
2004-09-12 -
We are all made of stars.
2004-09-11 -
Garden State, again.
2004-09-09 -
Unlocked.
2004-09-08 -
Oh, how dramatic.
2004-09-05 -
Quite a long time to do...not much.
2004-08-30 -
Details, at last.
2004-08-29 -
Murder and sex. Comedy style.
2004-08-26 -
Rest! Now.
2004-08-20 -
Trivia!
2004-08-18 -
Goal mastery!
2004-08-14 -
Friday night, and I'm bored to tears
2004-08-09 -
I want my two hours back.
2004-08-04 -
Toe-break update
2004-08-03 -
These toes are breaking in front of me.
2004-07-29 -
Clinic, lick my ass!
2004-07-25 -
Let's get it on.
2004-07-22 -
Oh, Mother.
2004-07-21 -
Changes
2004-07-21 -
Stolen from Carrie. I hate original thought.
2004-07-19 -
T&A! T&A!
2004-07-18 -
The one with lots of photos.
2004-07-16 -
The older is working!
2004-07-15 -
Congrats to my big sis!
2004-07-13 -
A fun test. And my rant for the day.
2004-07-08 -
More bad ideas brought to you by overrated food chains
2004-07-02 -
Hi. It's raining. Again.
2004-07-01 -
Discrimination in the worst way
2004-06-27 -
This will be. Because it's playing on the movie right now.
2004-06-26 -
Sandra Bernhard is not funny.
2004-06-21 -
23 hours, 44 minutes...
2004-06-17 -
Maybe I need psychiatric care.
2004-06-16 -
NOT a youngin'
2004-06-14 -
My address was lost in the mail.
2004-06-03 -
And how would you like that cooked?
2004-05-28 -
Music survey
2004-05-25 -
Loathsome
2004-05-18 -
Let it burn.
2004-05-14 -
I'm so boring
2004-05-10 -
Masochism at its finest
2004-05-05 -
Hug your mother.
2004-04-30 -
Does not suck.
2004-04-25 -
An entry devoted to Jesus and procrastination
2004-04-22 -
Pancreas! I mean kidney.
2004-04-18 -
Introvert here, and an introvert there!
2004-04-12 -
And a partridge in a pear tree.
2004-04-09 -
Friday Five, just in time.
2004-04-08 -
Non PC-ness
2004-04-06 -
Wake me up before you go-go
2004-04-04 -
Kidney stones and kidney stones and can't go to work, and can't go to work!
2004-04-03 -
Made-up entry and other stuff.
2004-03-28 -
And I completely missed The Simpsons.
2004-03-23 -
My brain is melting
2004-03-19 -
Boredom, ad nauseum
2004-03-15 -
Areolas everywhere.
2004-03-12 -
Weekend!
2004-03-09 -
Boring, Boring, Gone
2004-03-09 -
Another spiteful, angry entry. Apparently I'm not being sponsored by the makers of Prozac. Or Paxil. Or Zoloft. Or something.
2004-03-07 -
Clarity
2004-03-05 -
Friday Five, et al.
2004-03-02 -
Those three days
2004-03-02 -
Sex degrees?
2004-03-01 -
Progressing to the trailer park as we speak...
2004-02-26 -
We love de subs!
2004-02-25 -
Dusting off my soapbox...
2004-02-23 -
I have returned from snotfest 2004!
2004-02-17 -
Goo everywhere. I'm leaking goo.
2004-02-13 -
Just got paid...
2004-02-10 -
I sound like I'm in a shitty mood, but I'm not!
2004-02-07 -
Update o-rama!
2004-02-05 -
Just a tidbit from bored.com
2004-02-03 -
If you leave, you take away the biggest part of me
2004-02-02 -
Superbowl. And my team won.
2004-01-31 -
Monster. Now.
2004-01-30 -
They're talking about All-You-Can-Eat shrimp.
2004-01-29 -
Painful headaches.
2004-01-26 -
Incense and Peppermints
2004-01-23 -
Friday Five. Again. Because I'm bored.
2004-01-22 -
Sometimes Dubya makes a face that just says, "Look, daddy, I made poopy."
2004-01-20 -
Touche
2004-01-19 -
Pussy eat banana!
2004-01-16 -
An open memo to many
2004-01-16 -
It's fish. See? Fish.
2004-01-12 -
I'd love to have my mind arrested.
2004-01-08 -
Not for the faint of vagina.
2004-01-07 -
I'm going to start selling my body for money.
2004-01-03 -
I've returned with a survey.
Here are some old entries.
Here are some other old entries.
This is just one of me with a fish.
These entries may date you all the way back to July of 2002.
This is my aunt Ruth
Hi, I'm old.