2005-10-20 - My apologies and a farewell???
2005-10-03 - It should be Friday somewhere.
2005-10-01 - It's Friday again!
2005-09-26 - Amendment to previous entry...
2005-09-23 - Longer than I intended. It's to tide you over for another week.
2005-09-16 - And it's Friday.
2005-09-13 - Link to my kitten children
2005-09-11 - My pets have proper titles.
2005-09-08 - Since you've been gone.
2005-08-31 - Some kind of pointless entry.
2005-08-24 - The following people should die.
2005-08-24 - It's me, it's JB, I'm sucking upon your toes.
2005-08-14 - I'm just a girl, all pretty and petite.
2005-08-13 - The Final Countdown!
2005-08-08 - It's like the end of this big, gay era. And also, the end of my weekly dose of Gale Harold, who is just beautiful.
2005-08-07 - Promises, promises
2005-08-01 - I sometimes feel like Peter Pan. Only not as girly as he was. I almost never wear tights.
2005-07-30 - I'm sorry that this is short and generic. Boo.
2005-07-28 - Rest assured, I will write comedy again.
2005-07-23 - Brief Five.
2005-07-21 - Meme or something.
2005-07-17 - I feel like this should be titled 'OMG, JOHNNY DEPP IS SOOO HOTTTT!!!! LOL!!' Except that I am 25 years old and that is wrong.
2005-07-11 - Boring!
2005-06-29 - No Tom Cruise for you!
2005-06-21 - Go shorty.
2005-06-09 - Fin. Fin.
2005-06-08 - Not your usual levity
2005-06-07 - I'm feeling a bit confused.
2005-06-03 - I found something hysterical.
2005-05-31 - Oops.
2005-05-29 - And I'm not happy because...
2005-05-28 - No interesting titles.
2005-05-17 - Backstreet's back. All right.
2005-05-02 - I missed you, Family Guy!
2005-04-28 - I have no title.
2005-04-18 - Why weren't Child Servies called?
2005-04-14 - Quit with the drivel, folks.
2005-04-11 - Is that all there is?
2005-04-08 - A change is as good as a rest
2005-04-05 - Quizzle day.
2005-04-03 - I need a hug. And a puppy.
2005-03-31 - I need more music.
2005-03-26 - Whine and cheese
2005-03-20 - I love tomato pizza
2005-03-17 - I'm a travellin' lady.
2005-03-10 - Random nuggets from Thursday
2005-03-05 - If I had a kid, I'd like it, too, but Eminem needs to ease up on the songs to his daughter.
2005-02-28 - I'm going off the rails on a crazy train.
2005-02-19 - This is my requisite long entry about nothing.
2005-02-17 - I borrowed my writing style
2005-02-14 - Because my prescription for Strattera ran out...
2005-02-11 - Damn computer
2005-02-10 - Like a rhinestone couch potato.
2005-02-04 - Cloud nine.
2005-01-29 - If they mated...
2005-01-23 - Long entry, short weekend.
2005-01-20 - Jesus, protect me from your followers.
2005-01-07 - Am I apathetic?
2005-01-04 - Off my chest. And I do feel lighter.
2004-12-29 - Waxed and ready to go.
2004-12-18 - Get thee to an ice machine!
2004-12-15 - You all need the Garden State Soundtrack
2004-12-13 - Update-a-...something
2004-12-02 - I still hate U2. Even though this entry doesn't have anything to do with that.
2004-11-22 - Go die, people for U2.
2004-11-20 - I'll hit you like a brick.
2004-11-12 - The bluezz
2004-11-02 - Oh my god, I need a valium.
2004-10-30 - Bored to tears
2004-10-23 - Dear Heterosexual...I feel like Dear Abby. Maybe it should read "Dear internalized homophobe in denial,"
2004-10-21 - La spastica
2004-10-16 - Farking hotness
2004-10-10 - Happy me
2004-10-06 - Only for the thick-skinned.
2004-10-01 - Politics and assorted chocolates
2004-09-27 - Random tidbits
2004-09-25 - Here's a bunch of stuff you probably already knew about me.
2004-09-20 - Is it Friday yet?
2004-09-18 - Potluck!
2004-09-15 - Do the rock away. Yeah.
2004-09-12 - We are all made of stars.
2004-09-12 - We are all made of stars.
2004-09-11 - Garden State, again.
2004-09-09 - Unlocked.
2004-09-08 - Oh, how dramatic.
2004-09-05 - Quite a long time to do...not much.
2004-08-30 - Details, at last.
2004-08-29 - Murder and sex. Comedy style.
2004-08-26 - Rest! Now.
2004-08-20 - Trivia!
2004-08-18 - Goal mastery!
2004-08-14 - Friday night, and I'm bored to tears
2004-08-09 - I want my two hours back.
2004-08-04 - Toe-break update
2004-08-03 - These toes are breaking in front of me.
2004-07-29 - Clinic, lick my ass!
2004-07-25 - Let's get it on.
2004-07-22 - Oh, Mother.
2004-07-21 - Changes
2004-07-21 - Stolen from Carrie. I hate original thought.
2004-07-19 - T&A! T&A!
2004-07-18 - The one with lots of photos.
2004-07-16 - The older is working!
2004-07-15 - Congrats to my big sis!
2004-07-13 - A fun test. And my rant for the day.
2004-07-08 - More bad ideas brought to you by overrated food chains
2004-07-02 - Hi. It's raining. Again.
2004-07-01 - Discrimination in the worst way
2004-06-27 - This will be. Because it's playing on the movie right now.
2004-06-26 - Sandra Bernhard is not funny.
2004-06-21 - 23 hours, 44 minutes...
2004-06-17 - Maybe I need psychiatric care.
2004-06-16 - NOT a youngin'
2004-06-14 - My address was lost in the mail.
2004-06-03 - And how would you like that cooked?
2004-05-28 - Music survey
2004-05-25 - Loathsome
2004-05-18 - Let it burn.
2004-05-14 - I'm so boring
2004-05-10 - Masochism at its finest
2004-05-05 - Hug your mother.
2004-04-30 - Does not suck.
2004-04-25 - An entry devoted to Jesus and procrastination
2004-04-22 - Pancreas! I mean kidney.
2004-04-18 - Introvert here, and an introvert there!
2004-04-12 - And a partridge in a pear tree.
2004-04-09 - Friday Five, just in time.
2004-04-08 - Non PC-ness
2004-04-06 - Wake me up before you go-go
2004-04-04 - Kidney stones and kidney stones and can't go to work, and can't go to work!
2004-04-03 - Made-up entry and other stuff.
2004-03-28 - And I completely missed The Simpsons.
2004-03-23 - My brain is melting
2004-03-19 - Boredom, ad nauseum
2004-03-15 - Areolas everywhere.
2004-03-12 - Weekend!
2004-03-09 - Boring, Boring, Gone
2004-03-09 - Another spiteful, angry entry. Apparently I'm not being sponsored by the makers of Prozac. Or Paxil. Or Zoloft. Or something.
2004-03-07 - Clarity
2004-03-05 - Friday Five, et al.
2004-03-02 - Those three days
2004-03-02 - Sex degrees?
2004-03-01 - Progressing to the trailer park as we speak...
2004-02-26 - We love de subs!
2004-02-25 - Dusting off my soapbox...
2004-02-23 - I have returned from snotfest 2004!
2004-02-17 - Goo everywhere. I'm leaking goo.
2004-02-13 - Just got paid...
2004-02-10 - I sound like I'm in a shitty mood, but I'm not!
2004-02-07 - Update o-rama!
2004-02-05 - Just a tidbit from bored.com
2004-02-03 - If you leave, you take away the biggest part of me
2004-02-02 - Superbowl. And my team won.
2004-01-31 - Monster. Now.
2004-01-30 - They're talking about All-You-Can-Eat shrimp.
2004-01-29 - Painful headaches.
2004-01-26 - Incense and Peppermints
2004-01-23 - Friday Five. Again. Because I'm bored.
2004-01-22 - Sometimes Dubya makes a face that just says, "Look, daddy, I made poopy."
2004-01-20 - Touche
2004-01-19 - Pussy eat banana!
2004-01-16 - An open memo to many
2004-01-16 - It's fish. See? Fish.
2004-01-12 - I'd love to have my mind arrested.
2004-01-08 - Not for the faint of vagina.
2004-01-07 - I'm going to start selling my body for money.
2004-01-03 - I've returned with a survey.

Here are some old entries.
Here are some other old entries.
This is just one of me with a fish.
These entries may date you all the way back to July of 2002.
This is my aunt Ruth
Hi, I'm old.