2001-12-31 - Give me a bottle of your most overpriced Heaven Hill, please.
2001-12-30 - My shopping trip was all fornaught.
2001-12-30 - Girlfriends
2001-12-30 - Ft. Thomas gripes
2001-12-29 - Another random bunch of thoughts from 'Lyss.
2001-12-28 - A morbidly obese gangsta bitch barbie
2001-12-27 - Facial hair? Not me!
2001-12-27 - Another entry? Why not! At least this one doesn't talk about hickeys.
2001-12-27 - Lame entry and festive decorations for my neck.
2001-12-27 - Nostalgia!
2001-12-26 - Guy watching at church is such a depressing endeavor.
2001-12-23 - I talked to Ben! Yes, I am a dork!
2001-12-23 - And Christmas fast approaches...
2001-12-22 - Angry dreams, the "donkey dance", and no, I'm not going out with you.
2001-12-21 - Weeee
2001-12-20 - My family is wacko.
2001-12-20 - Christmas = fighting with family. Oh, what cheer!
2001-12-19 - Oh, sexy girl-friend!
2001-12-17 - Oh, it's nearly like a picture print by Courier and Ives.
2001-12-16 - I'm back!
2001-12-11 - I'm walking on sunshine. And don't it feel good?
2001-12-11 - Weepiness and Sharon Stone? Why not?
2001-12-10 - Weepiness and sappiness. A rare treat, indeed.
2001-12-10 - I'm gettin jiggy with it.
2001-12-09 - My personal ballet about lunchmeat
2001-12-09 - I'm going to scream!
2001-12-09 - Boo and hiss
2001-12-07 - An interrupting cow! Can you dig it?
2001-12-06 - There is a penis loose on my poster!
2001-12-05 - "I'm fucked as fuck"
2001-12-04 - My own talk show, vanity and self-esteem, and guess what? I'm smarter than you are!
2001-12-03 - I want to be a celebrity!
2001-12-02 - It's the weekend before dead week, and I'm not doing shit!
2001-12-01 - 100% overshare
2001-11-30 - my horoscope
2001-11-30 - Thanks
2001-11-29 - my funky mood=nothing to say! :(
2001-11-28 - Random thoughts on this chilly evening
2001-11-27 - Apathy
2001-11-26 - Salute to Niki
2001-11-26 - Hair loss and my diminshing sex drive.
2001-11-26 - Back to life as usual in Lex
2001-11-24 - Ah, the drunken fiasco that is the Puke-a-tan!
2001-11-22 - Thanksgiving!
2001-11-21 - We've designed this hairstyle specifically for you!
2001-11-20 - Hallelu-me! I have arrived!
2001-11-20 - I'm out.
2001-11-19 - a delightful encounter on my way to the mailbox
2001-11-19 - Turkey on a bastard? I'll take two, please.
2001-11-18 - A day on the levee
2001-11-17 - Shopping experiences, muzak, and other random events of my day.
2001-11-16 - Home again.
2001-11-15 - Grab the dog, Auntie Em! Tornado's a comin'!
2001-11-15 - The weekend approaches
2001-11-14 - more randomness from me!
2001-11-13 - I have a new profile!
2001-11-13 - The yin and yang of my day
2001-11-12 - Hi, it's great to be at Curves. Would you like to kiss my ass?
2001-11-12 - Where have my secret admirers gone?
2001-11-11 - "I lit a thin green candle."
2001-11-11 - My personal thoughts on Shallow Hal
2001-11-11 - Goin to Pasalacqua
2001-11-10 - Probably more than you wanted to know about my eyes
2001-11-09 - My dream house!
2001-11-08 - Baa.
2001-11-08 - Where are the songs about green-eyed beauties?
2001-11-07 - It's the most wonderful time of the year!
2001-11-06 - I am a gloved wonder
2001-11-06 - In a past life, I really was an anorexic klutz.
2001-11-05 - Sad story
2001-11-05 - Do you have 75 cents so I can buy a tutor and a diploma?
2001-11-04 - Who hid my Ritalin?
2001-11-03 - I got nothing.
2001-11-03 - Excessive testosterone, popsicles, and the cult that is Disney.
2001-11-02 - Laundry day!
2001-11-02 - I will have a side of beef and the girl in the sequined tube top.
2001-11-01 - Gina's birthday festivities
2001-10-31 - motorist woes
2001-10-30 - Apology and druids
2001-10-29 - Borderline Personality Disorder = not trendy
2001-10-29 - The Southland Hour
2001-10-28 - Hunger is a can of cold spaghetti-o's.
2001-10-27 - Thank God I don't have anosmia.
2001-10-26 - I don't get paid! It's Friday night! I'm broke! Feel all right!
2001-10-26 - Life is good
2001-10-24 - It is too early for me to be out of titles!
2001-10-22 - My final thought of the day
2001-10-22 - Enough with the oversharing!
2001-10-20 - What not to do on a Friday night
2001-10-19 - Can't wait to get my dance on tonight. :P
2001-10-18 - The floor in Kas 213 vibrates like crazy...
2001-10-17 - Zebra Lounge!
2001-10-16 - Family issues
2001-10-15 - Fashion no-no's on a Monday.
2001-10-14 - I am so not gay!
2001-10-12 - deep thoughts on the road and golf carts on the loose!
2001-10-10 - The insanity virus
2001-10-10 - uber-drunkeness
2001-10-09 - Lies and Videotape
2001-10-08 - Apparently I have written some ruminations.
2001-10-07 - Random thoughts on a Sunday
2001-10-06 - Deluxe Baked Potato
2001-10-04 - apocalypse, et al.
2001-10-02 - World War Three in the apartment
2001-10-01 - Home Alone!
2001-10-01 - Blue-Haired Weirdo
2001-09-30 - Tiny Schmeltzer
2001-09-30 - cruisin the loop
2001-09-29 - Tiny Bubbles
2001-09-29 - A birthday greeting from the Scmeltzer's
2001-09-28 - Friends party!
2001-09-26 - Am I invisible in my car?
2001-09-25 - stand up, weird roomies, etc.
2001-09-25 - old friends

Here are some old entries.
Here are some other old entries.
This is just one of me with a fish.
These entries may date you all the way back to July of 2002.
This is my aunt Ruth
Hi, I'm old.