2002-12-30 - My god, is that your bra? It makes your ass look fabulous!
2002-12-30 - There are more links in this entry than I've ever done in the previous ones combined. That's really sad.
2002-12-27 - No title for you! Nyah!
2002-12-24 - I take it! It's mine!
2002-12-22 - We'll see if the computer tries to eat me one last time...
2002-12-20 - The end of the time of fun!
2002-12-19 - Banana Hammock!
2002-12-17 - My resolve is weakened...
2002-12-16 - My computer fucking hates me. La la la la...
2002-12-14 - Narcotics. Huzzah!
2002-12-12 - Christmas memories...
2002-12-12 - Wiping days out of my memory...
2002-12-10 - Deck THESE halls, bitches...
2002-12-08 - Ode to my dear Kate...
2002-12-06 - My behymen isn't lost, it's just on vacation...
2002-12-05 - But, baby, it's cold outside...
2002-12-05 - All your base are belong to us.
2002-12-03 - It's 100% to read this entry...
2002-12-02 - I want it that way...
2002-11-30 - I should come up with a wicked title in case Mom really is reading this
2002-11-29 - And I'll also have some gravy.
2002-11-28 - I need rest.
2002-11-27 - Bad ideas?
2002-11-25 - Merry November 24th!
2002-11-24 - World's most uneventful weekend
2002-11-22 - So, I started this in a good mood, drifted into weirdness, and I think came crashing to an end with nonsense.
2002-11-19 - No, really. Eight.
2002-11-18 - survey, shmurvey
2002-11-17 - I'm getting the hell out of here.
2002-11-16 - No more drama. Except...well, except for this.
2002-11-15 - I finally found it.
2002-11-14 - What a swell day for me!
2002-11-12 - Noxious fumes?
2002-11-11 - I'm not really a hat person anyway.
2002-11-11 - It's the wang, I tell you.
2002-11-08 - The end of something beautiful
2002-11-08 - So much to say
2002-11-06 - I hope he's not dead...
2002-11-05 - bitchin'
2002-11-03 - I'm keeping up my previous entry for the betterment of society.
2002-11-02 - lallalalala
2002-11-01 - No muss, no fuss
2002-10-30 - Should I fail a class for my love of pop music?
2002-10-30 - Alyssa's dating tips.
2002-10-29 - Catatonic Halloween
2002-10-28 - A contradiction in terms.
2002-10-26 - I refuse to see the Veggie Tales movie.
2002-10-24 - James Dean
2002-10-22 - I do know where you go is where I want to be.
2002-10-21 - I am plagued by possessed children
2002-10-19 - Gotta get through this.
2002-10-19 - Oops?
2002-10-18 - Sex class, finally!
2002-10-15 - Closer to fine?
2002-10-14 - The stork's in town. Yippee.
2002-10-13 - I fell in love with Summerfire.
2002-10-10 - The fall of the Holy Roman Empire, or...the collapse of my bedframe. Discuss.
2002-10-08 - Wine me, dine me...
2002-10-06 - Quiz fun!
2002-10-04 - Weather is here. Wish I were drinking.
2002-10-03 - Pimp ME out, people.
2002-10-01 - I feel like I've been suckingon a tailpipe.
2002-09-30 - Me, Dad. You Alyssa. Check in mail. Computer back up. grunt, grunt
2002-09-28 - Lamest entry ever...relaxation is nice.
2002-09-27 - Vagina.
2002-09-26 - My mommy's going to spank me.
2002-09-26 - Niki-isms
2002-09-25 - My sore ass...
2002-09-24 - Impending sanity?
2002-09-23 - Canned laughter. And canned ham. I want SPAM.
2002-09-22 - Seemed like a good idea at the time...
2002-09-20 - The power of Christ compels you to read the book.
2002-09-19 - ...and sometimes I really do have my shit together. Just not today.
2002-09-17 - "I've watched you. So long! And I've always dreamt of...something."
2002-09-16 - The return of the uterus
2002-09-15 - Angst, part deux...the revenge of angst
2002-09-15 - I like to file this under "entries written while under the influence of PMS and stupidity"
2002-09-14 - Rubbing Salt on a Wound
2002-09-13 - I like my women just a little on the trashy side...
2002-09-12 - The sweet smell of revenge
2002-09-12 - Give me the cow heart, and nobody gets hurt
2002-09-10 - I've NEVER thought about a chick and a horse.
2002-09-08 - Niiiice mullet.
2002-09-07 - I don't wanna grow up!
2002-09-06 - When I grow up, I want to defy authority
2002-09-06 - Isn't it weird?
2002-09-04 - You are a lesbian. Just admit it...you are a big lesbian.
2002-09-03 - One eye?
2002-09-02 - Fireworks aftermath
2002-09-01 - too much enthusiasm for the drunken fireowrks. Or something.
2002-08-31 - Freak on a leash
2002-08-30 - I wanna be a techno singer
2002-08-30 - VMA aftermath. I loathe Avril Lavigne.
2002-08-29 - Fireworks extravaganza and I am NOT crazy
2002-08-27 - Don't even read this one. It's too depressing.
2002-08-26 - Good Intentions...
2002-08-23 - In one hour, I went from comfortable to broke...
2002-08-22 - Alyssa finally meets her match
2002-08-22 - You got the hooch, baby. You got the only sweetest thing in the world...
2002-08-21 - Veggie sub?
2002-08-20 - As I let out a contented sigh...
2002-08-16 - I love you, Jimmy Fallon
2002-08-13 - My name isn't Allison. It's Lisa. Get it right.
2002-08-12 - Atlanta...in a nutshell. Okay, it's a fucking huge nut.
2002-08-08 - The tick-tock of the clock is painful.
2002-08-07 - RuPaul on the radio!
2002-08-06 - Calling for information
2002-08-06 - My toe hurts.
2002-08-05 - My fingers reek of bleach...
2002-08-02 - Anticipating
2002-07-31 - The countdown to Atlanta begins!
2002-07-30 - Blue Pepsi...not so much
2002-07-29 - So much to say...
2002-07-25 - Good hair day
2002-07-24 - Unisex Kentucky?
2002-07-24 - High maintenance? Ha!
2002-07-23 - Final commentary...for the time, anyway.
2002-07-22 - My life as an Aaron Spelling drama
2002-07-20 - Bush, search party of two. You can eat once you find the Dufrains.
2002-07-18 - A change'll do you good...
2002-07-17 - Ubiquitous fun muffin
2002-07-16 - Not these towels...they're just for show
2002-07-15 - Excuse me, does the confused bisexual come in a wavy blonde?
2002-07-14 - I'm a gay man!
2002-07-14 - No, seriously, where the hell is this goddess?
2002-07-13 - People are fucking LAME
2002-07-12 - Ylang-ylang...yalike, yalike?
2002-07-11 - Too...many...random...thoughts
2002-07-10 - And I wasn't even bribed!
2002-07-09 - TBS must be stopped!
2002-07-08 - More sappy-poo and one crazy-ass kid.
2002-07-07 - Why bacon?
2002-07-05 - Hairpiece, not a hairpiece
2002-07-05 - Wine drunk at the Radisson
2002-07-04 - Fun party!
2002-07-03 - Toner on my new shirt - boo!
2002-07-02 - Defense of excessive display of girliness
2002-07-02 - The one where I rant about Oreos.
2002-07-02 - Utter randomness - no, but more than usual, really
2002-07-01 - Wash-day red hands
2002-07-01 - I need my internet

Here are some old entries.
Here are some other old entries.
This is just one of me with a fish.
These entries may date you all the way back to July of 2002.
This is my aunt Ruth
Hi, I'm old.