2003-06-30 - Welcome to Orlando! Se habla espanol!
2003-06-23 - If my cabin's rockin'...
2003-06-21 - We gon' party like it's yo' berfday.
2003-06-17 - I cannot believe I'm watching TRL in the middle of the day.
2003-06-14 - The long, boring, walk home.
2003-06-13 - Party for me?
2003-06-11 - Another survey! I get paid to do this.
2003-06-09 - Get a little high
2003-06-07 - I'm thirsty.
2003-06-07 - Yoooowwww....
2003-06-06 - Hey, Macarena!
2003-06-05 - I miss the Dell computer guy.
2003-06-02 - Cinnabuns.
2003-06-01 - Circus freak!
2003-05-31 - Don't you like the way I update with completely inane things to talk about?
2003-05-30 - You bought it WHERE??!!
2003-05-28 - So what's the use of falling in love?
2003-05-28 - Panic
2003-05-26 - I've had snoots for over a month now.
2003-05-25 - I'm sorry, world.
2003-05-22 - It has taken me 25 minutes to compose this piece of shit.
2003-05-20 - What a cunning way to condescend
2003-05-18 - Do you see a sign that says 'INFORMATION?'
2003-05-17 - I don't know what I can save you from
2003-05-14 - That's bullshit!
2003-05-11 - I grad-je-ate-it!
2003-05-09 - Wreckoning.
2003-05-08 - When you're cold...
2003-05-06 - "...not sure I understand this road I've been given..."
2003-05-04 - No such thing as a free lunch
2003-05-01 - Yeesh! Yow! Damn.
2003-04-29 - Ooh, mop and glow!
2003-04-27 - Calling all booty
2003-04-25 - Rants. Pure, unadulterated, opinionated me.
2003-04-24 - And speaking of me...
2003-04-22 - Big FUCKING Q
2003-04-18 - Go shorty. It's ya berfday.
2003-04-16 - Scrub, scrub the vagina
2003-04-13 - Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.
2003-04-10 - I'm NOT baking brownies.
2003-04-07 - It was a clear black night...
2003-04-03 - What I did on my Tuesday Vacation
2003-04-02 - Bum looker! Cheeky monkey!
2003-03-29 - Nothing funnier than a drunken monkey.
2003-03-28 - Vagina, vagina, vagina
2003-03-26 - Splish, splash, I was getting my rectum scrubbed...
2003-03-22 - I'm not funny OR interesting.
2003-03-18 - Row, row, row your boat
2003-03-17 - Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel
2003-03-15 - I'm so busy, I don't even have time to write a title.
2003-03-14 - Call me the subliminal one (*big boobs*)
2003-03-11 - Happy Birthday, Wifey!
2003-03-09 - Buck wild.
2003-03-04 - Goose.
2003-02-28 - Good-bye, you uncomfortable old piece of crap!
2003-02-26 - Melodrama rears its ugly head
2003-02-24 - I'm tired of being alone...so bring me some jell-o
2003-02-24 - woop, woop!
2003-02-23 - I'm a friend of Judy Garland.
2003-02-21 - Fish! Fish for president!
2003-02-20 - Smiling through the tears
2003-02-19 - Cho on the Nanny.
2003-02-17 - Compatible. You had all better do this.
2003-02-17 - Damn you, you web nazis!
2003-02-17 - Is this what they mean by Winter Wonderland?
2003-02-15 - VD! VD!
2003-02-14 - Take the last train to Clarksville
2003-02-11 - A tiny little nugget of joy
2003-02-10 - Oh, boo hoo.
2003-02-08 - Too...much...html
2003-02-06 - What happened to the 5th dentist?
2003-02-05 - Nope.
2003-02-04 - Not this one either!
2003-02-04 - Hey, you aren't ugly when you wear a little makeup!
2003-02-03 - Fuck ME is NOT a 4-letter word.
2003-02-02 - And baby makes three.
2003-02-01 - ...and I was like what? And she said, totally! So I go, hey!
2003-01-31 - Landslide!
2003-01-30 - I don't give a damn about my reputation...
2003-01-28 - It tastes like burning!
2003-01-26 - Blue Moon....I saw you shining alone
2003-01-24 - I'm sorry. Please don't read this. It's awful.
2003-01-23 - If I had testicles, they'd be inverted by now...
2003-01-22 - In your eyes, I see the cucumbers...
2003-01-21 - I'm going into hiding very soon.
2003-01-20 - Jawbones connected to...
2003-01-18 - This is a bad, bad entry
2003-01-16 - La de da
2003-01-15 - Call me Boo Boo Kitty Fuck
2003-01-14 - What do I have to do to make you love me?
2003-01-13 - Kiss my grits.
2003-01-12 - Cue ominous music...
2003-01-11 - Survey, schmurvey, part two!
2003-01-09 - Attack of the 50-foot vagina
2003-01-08 - The most boring entry. Ever.
2003-01-05 - Would you care to join me for some Apple Dapples?
2003-01-04 - They're called boobs. Some people have them.
2003-01-01 - I've forgotten ALL acquaintance

Here are some old entries.
Here are some other old entries.
This is just one of me with a fish.
These entries may date you all the way back to July of 2002.
This is my aunt Ruth
Hi, I'm old.