2003-12-29 - Fuck the holidays.
2003-12-25 - Triple
2003-12-19 - Bitchin.
2003-12-17 - Where's the beef?
2003-12-15 - Don't say I didn't warn ya.
2003-12-15 - Soapbox. Scrub a dub dub.
2003-12-12 - I don't like the No Doubt version of "It's my life." Just so you know.
2003-12-11 - My milkshake isn't better than anybody's.
2003-12-09 - Is the semester over yet?
2003-12-07 - Ass-spelunkers
2003-12-02 - A Sentimental Journey
2003-11-30 - I'm dreaming of a white trash holiday weekend.
2003-11-23 - I finally plugged my speakers in.
2003-11-20 - A lot of nonsense.
2003-11-18 - Procrastination, lalalala
2003-11-15 - Why is everyone just "a little unwell?" Some of you bastards ARE crazy.
2003-11-14 - Heat=yay. No heat = me.
2003-11-10 - Bork
2003-11-07 - Update-a-go-go!
2003-11-03 - I'm hungry.
2003-11-01 - You go now!
2003-10-31 - Razzzmatazz
2003-10-28 - My cat is gay.
2003-10-27 - Scooby Doo.
2003-10-25 - Won't you be my baby tonight?
2003-10-23 - Where's my biscuit?
2003-10-20 - I'm the other woman. No, the OTHER, other woman.
2003-10-17 - Faded
2003-10-13 - Fin, Fin, Fin
2003-10-12 - Here without you
2003-10-09 - Gotta pee
2003-10-07 - Fetish Schmetish!
2003-10-05 - I will go down with this ship.
2003-10-01 - Gideon...
2003-09-30 - Damn party politics
2003-09-29 - Suck-ass!
2003-09-28 - Love!
2003-09-25 - Beck is my co-pilot.
2003-09-24 - I have no more animal cookies
2003-09-21 - I love animal cookies.
2003-09-19 - I'd rather go down in a flame if a flame's what it takes to remember my name...
2003-09-17 - Upside, Inside Out!
2003-09-16 - Why can't you and I be three?
2003-09-13 - Pussy eat banana!
2003-09-09 - What non-sequitor?
2003-09-08 - A request
2003-09-05 - Hi. remember me?
2003-08-31 - You like-a the sauce?
2003-08-29 - I could sell it AND sit on it.
2003-08-28 - Queer eye for me
2003-08-26 - I've got the magic stick. If I can hit it once...I'd rather take a nap.
2003-08-26 - Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?
2003-08-23 - I think I'll go for a walk outside now.
2003-08-22 - You think you're a man
2003-08-21 - E-dogg, showing compassion 365 days a year.
2003-08-19 - Call me Max Factor
2003-08-15 - Borking kitten.
2003-08-15 - Seven.
2003-08-14 - I sneeze! I poo!
2003-08-12 - Where's the louvre?
2003-08-10 - My cat has mommy issues.
2003-08-08 - Fishy, fishy.
2003-08-06 - I make apple butter.
2003-08-03 - Still a whisper on my lips
2003-08-02 - I knew a man, Bojangles, and he danced for you
2003-07-31 - Welcome home, little man!
2003-07-31 - Am I really all that amazing?
2003-07-30 - They've got me by the balls.
2003-07-29 - sleepy, sleepy!
2003-07-28 - I love a parade.
2003-07-25 - Trendy Matt, and my armpit hairs.
2003-07-23 - Estrogen overflow.
2003-07-22 - Mazeltoff. I speak Jewish.
2003-07-21 - Hey, mister man-male.
2003-07-21 - Daughter of the year...MY BRA'S IN MY ASS!
2003-07-19 - Get Over It.
2003-07-17 - I need money. Now.
2003-07-15 - A brief rant...
2003-07-13 - Like a bridge over troubled water...I'd rather lay down.
2003-07-13 - My soup hand is truly delicious.
2003-07-11 - 500 Rummy.
2003-07-11 - Really, I've always loved to help people.
2003-07-08 - Did you pee on me?
2003-07-05 - My sweet embraceable you.
2003-07-04 - Flood!
2003-07-04 - I'll see you at the crossroads
2003-07-03 - Um...
2003-07-02 - Stop breaking my heart, Mariah.
2003-07-01 - Welcome back, Kotter.

Here are some old entries.
Here are some other old entries.
This is just one of me with a fish.
These entries may date you all the way back to July of 2002.
This is my aunt Ruth
Hi, I'm old.