Sometimes I'm such a pimp I turn MYSELF on. I'm not kidding.

I have just finished moving my computer AND desk into my room. By myself. Who rules? I do!

No more stupid network problems. I'm not buying another damn blue box. From here on out, it's just me, alone in my room with my internet porn.

I forgot to share my message I got from God yesterday. Yeah, God sends me messages via Real Sex on HBO. Really. I turn it on, and what do I see, but a whole segment on oral sex, people! This is my year, I tell ya.

I'm going to try to paste this loveliness that I discovered when taking a test. If it sucks, that's too bad for you, isn't it?

Being Jack Means that your friends hate and love you at the same time... You're always busy with some weird artistic thing that you call "work". If you're not on the hunt for some juicy love interest you're complaining about it.

I've always suspected it...

Many thanks to my homies who have already signed my guestbook! You make me feel loved. And you make me feel like a natural woman.

But that's another entry.

My apologies and a farewell??? - 2005-10-20
It should be Friday somewhere. - 2005-10-03
It's Friday again! - 2005-10-01
Amendment to previous entry... - 2005-09-26
Longer than I intended. It's to tide you over for another week. - 2005-09-23