I consider myself to be a bundle of boundless energy, but even I am pooped after this weekend.
SO last night was grand fiesta that was Becky's birthday. Yee haw! Here's a rundown of what happened:
1. Casey and I went birthday shopping at Video Max, of all places. Honestly, Becky is the only person I know who would appreciate gifts from this fine establishment.
2. Becky, Kellie, Casey, Matt, and I paraded into Friday's, where we had the coolest/gayest waiter in history. He made Kellie chug the better part of an ultimate mudslide.
3. Kellie, Becky, and I went to pick up Bri, who was Becky's first roommate at UK. What an adorable girl! Oh, she was precious. Then the party moved to The Bar. The boys returned to Casey's room, where I think they surfed the net for gay porn and Pokemon cards. I'm certain they will deny this.
4. After some deliberation, it was decided that, from there, the party would proceed to Bri's house (mad props to her roommates for tolerating our drunken singing asses) sans Kellie, as she was feeling ill. Hope you are feeling better!
Editor's note: Although I was having some issues (change of plans fucks with my more anal-retentive side), I am extremely happy that the night turned out as fun as it did.
5. There was much drunken karaoke. I can't help it - the highlight of my entire evening was watching Matt hump the ground during a crowd-stirring rendition of dirty pop.
6. Also, this bears mentioning. I would like to say that not one, but TWO hot guys (hee hee) played with my hair last night. God, I wish I had it on film. It was like my wishness! Come true! It make my bodies to jumping!
*I'm sorry, that really was a slice of happiness pie for me.*
7. Somewhere around 7 this morning, those of us who were still conscious proceeded to Perkins - Matt, Casey, Bri's roommie, Jake, and me - where Casey ordered what I think is the most disgusting breakfast in history. Shrimp Primavera, people. Ugh. Preceeded by a small salad with not one, but two GIANT tubs of ranch dressing, which somehow wound up all over the table.
8. I forgot to mention that Becky had the ultimate honor of getting to see the dressing room at the drag show and have her picture taken with, I think, two drag queens? I'm still literally green with envy of her. During this time, I was stocking up on condoms (I think they were free. I hope) although I don't know why. I guess so they can sit in my nightstand and expire.
9. Matty (who is my best friend also!) came over this evening to peruse my closet and advise me on what to wear tomorrow. I have a job interview. Many, many, muchisimos thanks to him for that.
Becky, I really do hope that you had a kick-ass birthday! I can certainly say that I had a fabulous time! Thank you, sweetie.
Also, if I wasn't the queen of overshare before, I definitely am now. Something completely inappropriate and embarassing slipped out of my mouth while taking Matty home tonight. Oops. Ask me nicely and I'll tell you what it was.
Who am I kidding? I'll tell anyway.
Since I have my interview tomorrow, I think I shall be off to bed early. My face is extremely unattractive right now (NO comments from the peanut gallery on that one) and it's puffy! Also, I stink, and I'm tired. But in a good way, I guess!
Wish me luck, kiddies!
My apologies and a farewell??? - 2005-10-20
It should be Friday somewhere. - 2005-10-03
It's Friday again! - 2005-10-01
Amendment to previous entry... - 2005-09-26
Longer than I intended. It's to tide you over for another week. - 2005-09-23