What a faboo day. Okay, you people thought I overshare? Kerr wins the prize. I mean, he REALLY takes the trophy for today. I don't want to know about his issues with Cosmo, and how he finds it "sexually arousing." Nor do I want to hear about how he and his wife watch porn together. Not that I don't think that's a beautiful thing. Have at it. But it puts this image in my head that I just don't need.

But, really, I'm in the best mood. Gina was outvoted today and Shelly and I are now enjoying the cool splendor of air conditioning. To counteract out decision in some strange display of passive-aggressiveness, Gina has taken to running around in a sweatshirt and sniffling a lot. Oh, boo on you. You're gonna be gone in 2 weeks anyway. You will take the icy goodness and you will like it!

No one has flashed me today. And I didn't flash OR moon anyone.

And, I'm finally employed! Thank GOD! Somebody wants my broke ass! Hoorah!

At this point, I guess I probably should thank everyone who helped me in some way, shape, or form with this whole process. Okay, the thing is, I've NEVER had to interview for a job. I've never had to write a resume. Every job I have ever had has basically been handed to me, because I know someone important. Not this time!

It just makes me realize how lucky I am to have had the opportunities that I've had, but on the other hand, I've sort of missed out on an integral part of the whole growing up process.

Where am I going with this?

Anyway, thank you to everyone, especially for your patience. I'm sure I can be a total pain in the ass sometimes.

I start on Monday. Hooray! Now I can buy some shorts.

Okay, my mother is 100% unsympathetic. I seem to have broken out in some sort of rash from the sun or heat or something. I know that sounds extra gross. It's not that bad, but it itches like crazy. Mom thinks that it's cause of my birth control and that if I rub corn starch on it, I'll be fine.

No, I want sympathy! I want a "poor baby!" I want some chicken soup!

Somebody come over and scratch me, please!

My apologies and a farewell??? - 2005-10-20
It should be Friday somewhere. - 2005-10-03
It's Friday again! - 2005-10-01
Amendment to previous entry... - 2005-09-26
Longer than I intended. It's to tide you over for another week. - 2005-09-23