So, the bitch is back.
The uterus is back in town and it's out for blood.
The story behind the uterus is simple: usually, a couple of days before I'm supposed to get my period (I know, disgusting girly stuff), I start acting really cracked out and I crave the strangest foods and I'm very moody and assertive.
This is the time when I like to say that the uterus is making demands.
For some reason, the uterus showed up a bit early (it's not supposed to arrive until somewhere around Thursday), and it is in quite a mood.
I make no sense whatsoever. While walking past the concession stand at the movie theater this evening, I proudly announced, "The oterus wants moofins."
The translation of this nonsense is that my uterus demanded muffins.
I found this so hilarious that it was damn near impossible to drive or walk after that.
So, I'm just saying.
Don't say I didn't warn you...
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