When it rains lost loves, it literally pours. Last night, completely out of the blue, I got an email from a guy I dated when I was 13 or 14. That's a REALLY long time ago. First serious boyfriend and all...mom still yells at me to this day for breaking his heart.
What can I say? Even as an adolescent, I couldn't handle the intimacy.
Anyway, it was extremely pleasant, unlike the unsolicited email I got from ANOTHER ex-boyfriend last week. This guy...I've actually thought about him at least once a week for the past several years. I'm on cloud 9...
Anyway.
Last night was Matty's big birthday fiesta, and I got to be the DD! I heart drunken people - they totally rule! Hee hee. It was actually really fun, although the evening sort of drew to a close as we were all seated around a table at Bigg Blue Martini, each bemoaning our own nonexistent sex/love lives.
As an aside, happy birthday, Kellie! I hope you have a wonderful day today (and that you find that spare set of testicles you were looking for!).
Today's helpful tip: When buying porn, be sure to read carefully to make sure that the video was recorded in ENGLISH, and not in Spanish.
La.
My apologies and a farewell??? - 2005-10-20
It should be Friday somewhere. - 2005-10-03
It's Friday again! - 2005-10-01
Amendment to previous entry... - 2005-09-26
Longer than I intended. It's to tide you over for another week. - 2005-09-23