Yes, I need a loyal pet in my life.
His name shall be I Claudius.
*Editors note: This name was inspired by our lovely neighborhood Weetabix and I would just like to say that I, Claudius was probably the only book on that list I HAD read.
I would like to thank the folks at my high school for such an outstanding opportunity for education. Everyone else was out reading classics, I was out reading fucking Thomas Hardy.
Boo.
Nevermind the fact that I could take it upon myself to read these books. Too much work. I have Rolling Stone and Cosmo to read, people. There is an entire world of gay porn that I have not yet tapped into. There are too many things occupying my attention these days to be bothered by things like books.
Feel free to come to my apartment and beat me senseless for my apathy towards literacy. Just be sure not to injure I, Claudius.
La.
My apologies and a farewell??? - 2005-10-20
It should be Friday somewhere. - 2005-10-03
It's Friday again! - 2005-10-01
Amendment to previous entry... - 2005-09-26
Longer than I intended. It's to tide you over for another week. - 2005-09-23