2. While at the laundromat, the strangest thing happened: I think I saw an ex-um, fuck buddy of mine? I can't necessarily call him a boyfriend. But anyway, if I didn't think that there was no way on God's green earth he could get to Lexington because he has neither a car nor a job, I would've thought it was him.
3. Matt thought he was cute, which makes me feel slightly better about the kind of guys I can get to sleep with me.
4. I found a mole under my arm today. It is ugly.
5. Why is MTV selling a Yoga video? Starring Lori from The Real World: Back to New York...I think not. I learned my lesson when I bought Darrin's Dance Grooves.
6.I have a strange pattern with members of the opposite sex. A couple which has been together for a significant period of time breaks up, I befriend the male, am with that person for ridiculous amounts of time, and proceed to get pissed off that I'm not in a real relationship, nor have I ever been. Offhand, I can tell you that this has happened no less than 4 times.
7. On the other hand, I did more loads of laundry today than I've had unhealthy male-female relationships. Go me.
8. My mother called me today to ask me if I wanted any new clothes. She then proceeded to describe every item of clothing in the store to me, so I could tell her whether I did or did not want it.
9. My father sent me a note in the mail that began "Hey, girl!" Kind of as in: "Hey, girlfriend, what are you wearing to Europe?"
9. As in, that's the gayest thing I've ever seen a man do.
10. And I know gay.
11. Trust me.
12. Last night, I had a dream that Matt and I were swimming with whales. I kept changing clothes.
13. Nothing I put on would make him sleep with me. The bastard.
14. I saw Chicago tonight. I didn't look at my watch ONCE! That is a sign of a good movie.
15. My mommy is coming tomorrow to bring me clothes and financial forms.
16. Fin.
My apologies and a farewell??? - 2005-10-20
It should be Friday somewhere. - 2005-10-03
It's Friday again! - 2005-10-01
Amendment to previous entry... - 2005-09-26
Longer than I intended. It's to tide you over for another week. - 2005-09-23