But, see, aside from the fact that I'm still getting my period every month, and the fact that I've been on birth control for 12 years, I still think I'm pregnant.
Last night, I had an American Pie-esque moment. Rather than rubbing lube on my special places while "loving me down" I put the sexual equivalent of Icy Hot on myself instead.
Yowza.
I also think I'm dying. I keep having these dizzy/lightheaded spells at least once a week. It's kind of strange.
I don't want to go to the KY Clinic. They'll give me Tylenol and send me on my merry way.
I'm very sleepy.
Fin.
My apologies and a farewell??? - 2005-10-20
It should be Friday somewhere. - 2005-10-03
It's Friday again! - 2005-10-01
Amendment to previous entry... - 2005-09-26
Longer than I intended. It's to tide you over for another week. - 2005-09-23