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2003-05-18
2:53 a.m.
Do you see a sign that says 'INFORMATION?'

Time for Alyssa's new rule:

My vagina is no longer the information booth for those of you who have questions regarding either your sexuality, or how you feel about me. There are no longer velvet ropes at the entrance, and you most certainly cannot talk to someone on the friendly staff to help you along.

You're more than welcome to pick up a brochure from one of our local rest areas.

Have a nice day.

Also, I'm convinced that my incessant underwear showing caused a pretty big wreck tonight.

Fin.

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