That bastard feline will be the end of me.
So. I saw the Paris Hilton sex tape. Go me. Not the second one, though. Just the first.
I hope I get googled 1600000 times by horny old men looking for that thing. Serves you right, freaks.
Anyway, that thing was downright hilarious. I have to laugh at a woman who is apparently having sex so awful that a phone call is a welcome distraction. Also, she keeps trying to push the guy out of the frame.
I went to Mary Kay party #3 today. Three. Three Mary Kay parties. I still haven't bought anything. I'm wondering exactly how long I can feeload before somebody makes me buy SOMETHING. Eat penguin shit, you ass-spelunkers.
Matt and I went to Panera Bread after for a brief meal. I hate to say it, because I LOVE this restaurant, but oh my god, I'm so sick. I think I shit out my intestines.
Lovely visual, non?
Now I'm hungry again, though. I'm kind of afraid to leave my apartment to get any food, lest I have an accident. You know, an "accident."
Therefore I will sit here and eat cinnamon toast and ice cream bars.
The Cat in the Hat was the most disappointing movie of 2003.
Someone bring me a pie.
Fin.
My apologies and a farewell??? - 2005-10-20
It should be Friday somewhere. - 2005-10-03
It's Friday again! - 2005-10-01
Amendment to previous entry... - 2005-09-26
Longer than I intended. It's to tide you over for another week. - 2005-09-23