Ted: Food & Wine Connoisseur
Which Member from Queer Eye for the Straight Guy is your type?
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I have noticed a very distint pattern in the relationships I develop with members of the opposite sex:
1. They are almost always in a relationship, which is, in some way, going sour.
2. They start confiding in me about how miserable they are with that person.
3. The male begins to think that I am in some way this wonderful person.
*Well, duh. Your problem isn't with me. You are unhappy, and I am the one you go to with your stupid problems. I start to look better.
4. The couple eventually breaks up, and I am stuck with "boy who doesn't know what he wants, but insists on calling me almost nightly, just for the sole purpose of sending me mixed signals."
5. I know you're not ready for a relationship. Couldn't you just leave me alone for a while so you can get your head together? Thanks.
This pattern, for whatever reason, seriously has been going on since I was 13. That's ten years. I'm through.
In other news, I went to a party last night. People with borderline personality disorder should not, not, NOT be permitted to consume alcohol in any amount or form.
More later. I've slept a grand total of 6 hours in the past 60 or so. When I'm off work, I'm going to bed. Mlah.
Fin.
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