2004-08-29
12:44 p.m.
Murder and sex. Comedy style.

Hi. I got this from Steve.

Your Ultimate One Night Stand... by crispnite
LJ Username
Favorite animal
You invite over...
They bring...
You talk about...
You end up...	watching porn
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Mmmm. Anal beads and Sex and the City. Rock.

And...

Who will give you an orgasm? by leslie13
Name
Age
Virgin?
So, who will make you moan?	Orlando Bloom
How?	Magic! Kaboom!
Will it be good?	OH YEAH.
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Magic. Kaboom.

And finally...

What Are You Most Likely to Utter During Sex by UMAJohnnie
Name
Sexuality
Age
Most Likely to Say	"It's like lightning struck. My hair stood on end and I wet myself afterwards."
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Nah. More like, "my dick feels like corn." What the fuck was I talking about?

The following quote has been on my mind a lot lately. Because I'm apparently obsessed with sex.

"Murder and sex are basically the same thing. Well, you say the same thing after each of them, don't you? 'What happened? I've got to get the fuck out of here!'" - Dave Attell.

Much to report. No appropriate forum in which to report it. If you're that interested, I'll send you an email.

Fin.

My apologies and a farewell??? - 2005-10-20
It should be Friday somewhere. - 2005-10-03
It's Friday again! - 2005-10-01
Amendment to previous entry... - 2005-09-26
Longer than I intended. It's to tide you over for another week. - 2005-09-23