2001-12-31 -
Give me a bottle of your most overpriced Heaven Hill, please.
2001-12-30 -
My shopping trip was all fornaught.
2001-12-30 -
Girlfriends
2001-12-30 -
Ft. Thomas gripes
2001-12-29 -
Another random bunch of thoughts from 'Lyss.
2001-12-28 -
A morbidly obese gangsta bitch barbie
2001-12-27 -
Facial hair? Not me!
2001-12-27 -
Another entry? Why not! At least this one doesn't talk about hickeys.
2001-12-27 -
Lame entry and festive decorations for my neck.
2001-12-27 -
Nostalgia!
2001-12-26 -
Guy watching at church is such a depressing endeavor.
2001-12-23 -
I talked to Ben! Yes, I am a dork!
2001-12-23 -
And Christmas fast approaches...
2001-12-22 -
Angry dreams, the "donkey dance", and no, I'm not going out with you.
2001-12-21 -
Weeee
2001-12-20 -
My family is wacko.
2001-12-20 -
Christmas = fighting with family. Oh, what cheer!
2001-12-19 -
Oh, sexy girl-friend!
2001-12-17 -
Oh, it's nearly like a picture print by Courier and Ives.
2001-12-16 -
I'm back!
2001-12-11 -
I'm walking on sunshine. And don't it feel good?
2001-12-11 -
Weepiness and Sharon Stone? Why not?
2001-12-10 -
Weepiness and sappiness. A rare treat, indeed.
2001-12-10 -
I'm gettin jiggy with it.
2001-12-09 -
My personal ballet about lunchmeat
2001-12-09 -
I'm going to scream!
2001-12-09 -
Boo and hiss
2001-12-07 -
An interrupting cow! Can you dig it?
2001-12-06 -
There is a penis loose on my poster!
2001-12-05 -
"I'm fucked as fuck"
2001-12-04 -
My own talk show, vanity and self-esteem, and guess what? I'm smarter than you are!
2001-12-03 -
I want to be a celebrity!
2001-12-02 -
It's the weekend before dead week, and I'm not doing shit!
2001-12-01 -
100% overshare
2001-11-30 -
my horoscope
2001-11-30 -
Thanks
2001-11-29 -
my funky mood=nothing to say! :(
2001-11-28 -
Random thoughts on this chilly evening
2001-11-27 -
Apathy
2001-11-26 -
Salute to Niki
2001-11-26 -
Hair loss and my diminshing sex drive.
2001-11-26 -
Back to life as usual in Lex
2001-11-24 -
Ah, the drunken fiasco that is the Puke-a-tan!
2001-11-22 -
Thanksgiving!
2001-11-21 -
We've designed this hairstyle specifically for you!
2001-11-20 -
Hallelu-me! I have arrived!
2001-11-20 -
I'm out.
2001-11-19 -
a delightful encounter on my way to the mailbox
2001-11-19 -
Turkey on a bastard? I'll take two, please.
2001-11-18 -
A day on the levee
2001-11-17 -
Shopping experiences, muzak, and other random events of my day.
2001-11-16 -
Home again.
2001-11-15 -
Grab the dog, Auntie Em! Tornado's a comin'!
2001-11-15 -
The weekend approaches
2001-11-14 -
more randomness from me!
2001-11-13 -
I have a new profile!
2001-11-13 -
The yin and yang of my day
2001-11-12 -
Hi, it's great to be at Curves. Would you like to kiss my ass?
2001-11-12 -
Where have my secret admirers gone?
2001-11-11 -
"I lit a thin green candle."
2001-11-11 -
My personal thoughts on Shallow Hal
2001-11-11 -
Goin to Pasalacqua
2001-11-10 -
Probably more than you wanted to know about my eyes
2001-11-09 -
My dream house!
2001-11-08 -
Baa.
2001-11-08 -
Where are the songs about green-eyed beauties?
2001-11-07 -
It's the most wonderful time of the year!
2001-11-06 -
I am a gloved wonder
2001-11-06 -
In a past life, I really was an anorexic klutz.
2001-11-05 -
Sad story
2001-11-05 -
Do you have 75 cents so I can buy a tutor and a diploma?
2001-11-04 -
Who hid my Ritalin?
2001-11-03 -
I got nothing.
2001-11-03 -
Excessive testosterone, popsicles, and the cult that is Disney.
2001-11-02 -
Laundry day!
2001-11-02 -
I will have a side of beef and the girl in the sequined tube top.
2001-11-01 -
Gina's birthday festivities
2001-10-31 -
motorist woes
2001-10-30 -
Apology and druids
2001-10-29 -
Borderline Personality Disorder = not trendy
2001-10-29 -
The Southland Hour
2001-10-28 -
Hunger is a can of cold spaghetti-o's.
2001-10-27 -
Thank God I don't have anosmia.
2001-10-26 -
I don't get paid! It's Friday night! I'm broke! Feel all right!
2001-10-26 -
Life is good
2001-10-24 -
It is too early for me to be out of titles!
2001-10-22 -
My final thought of the day
2001-10-22 -
Enough with the oversharing!
2001-10-20 -
What not to do on a Friday night
2001-10-19 -
Can't wait to get my dance on tonight. :P
2001-10-18 -
The floor in Kas 213 vibrates like crazy...
2001-10-17 -
Zebra Lounge!
2001-10-16 -
Family issues
2001-10-15 -
Fashion no-no's on a Monday.
2001-10-14 -
I am so not gay!
2001-10-12 -
deep thoughts on the road and golf carts on the loose!
2001-10-10 -
The insanity virus
2001-10-10 -
uber-drunkeness
2001-10-09 -
Lies and Videotape
2001-10-08 -
Apparently I have written some ruminations.
2001-10-07 -
Random thoughts on a Sunday
2001-10-06 -
Deluxe Baked Potato
2001-10-04 -
apocalypse, et al.
2001-10-02 -
World War Three in the apartment
2001-10-01 -
Home Alone!
2001-10-01 -
Blue-Haired Weirdo
2001-09-30 -
Tiny Schmeltzer
2001-09-30 -
cruisin the loop
2001-09-29 -
Tiny Bubbles
2001-09-29 -
A birthday greeting from the Scmeltzer's
2001-09-28 -
Friends party!
2001-09-26 -
Am I invisible in my car?
2001-09-25 -
stand up, weird roomies, etc.
2001-09-25 -
old friends
Here are some old entries.
Here are some other old entries.
This is just one of me with a fish.
These entries may date you all the way back to July of 2002.
This is my aunt Ruth
Hi, I'm old.