2003-06-30 -
Welcome to Orlando! Se habla espanol!
2003-06-23 -
If my cabin's rockin'...
2003-06-21 -
We gon' party like it's yo' berfday.
2003-06-17 -
I cannot believe I'm watching TRL in the middle of the day.
2003-06-14 -
The long, boring, walk home.
2003-06-13 -
Party for me?
2003-06-11 -
Another survey! I get paid to do this.
2003-06-09 -
Get a little high
2003-06-07 -
I'm thirsty.
2003-06-07 -
Yoooowwww....
2003-06-06 -
Hey, Macarena!
2003-06-05 -
I miss the Dell computer guy.
2003-06-02 -
Cinnabuns.
2003-06-01 -
Circus freak!
2003-05-31 -
Don't you like the way I update with completely inane things to talk about?
2003-05-30 -
You bought it WHERE??!!
2003-05-28 -
So what's the use of falling in love?
2003-05-28 -
Panic
2003-05-26 -
I've had snoots for over a month now.
2003-05-25 -
I'm sorry, world.
2003-05-22 -
It has taken me 25 minutes to compose this piece of shit.
2003-05-20 -
What a cunning way to condescend
2003-05-18 -
Do you see a sign that says 'INFORMATION?'
2003-05-17 -
I don't know what I can save you from
2003-05-14 -
That's bullshit!
2003-05-11 -
I grad-je-ate-it!
2003-05-09 -
Wreckoning.
2003-05-08 -
When you're cold...
2003-05-06 -
"...not sure I understand this road I've been given..."
2003-05-04 -
No such thing as a free lunch
2003-05-01 -
Yeesh! Yow! Damn.
2003-04-29 -
Ooh, mop and glow!
2003-04-27 -
Calling all booty
2003-04-25 -
Rants. Pure, unadulterated, opinionated me.
2003-04-24 -
And speaking of me...
2003-04-22 -
Big FUCKING Q
2003-04-18 -
Go shorty. It's ya berfday.
2003-04-16 -
Scrub, scrub the vagina
2003-04-13 -
Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.
2003-04-10 -
I'm NOT baking brownies.
2003-04-07 -
It was a clear black night...
2003-04-03 -
What I did on my Tuesday Vacation
2003-04-02 -
Bum looker! Cheeky monkey!
2003-03-29 -
Nothing funnier than a drunken monkey.
2003-03-28 -
Vagina, vagina, vagina
2003-03-26 -
Splish, splash, I was getting my rectum scrubbed...
2003-03-22 -
I'm not funny OR interesting.
2003-03-18 -
Row, row, row your boat
2003-03-17 -
Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel
2003-03-15 -
I'm so busy, I don't even have time to write a title.
2003-03-14 -
Call me the subliminal one (*big boobs*)
2003-03-11 -
Happy Birthday, Wifey!
2003-03-09 -
Buck wild.
2003-03-04 -
Goose.
2003-02-28 -
Good-bye, you uncomfortable old piece of crap!
2003-02-26 -
Melodrama rears its ugly head
2003-02-24 -
I'm tired of being alone...so bring me some jell-o
2003-02-24 -
woop, woop!
2003-02-23 -
I'm a friend of Judy Garland.
2003-02-21 -
Fish! Fish for president!
2003-02-20 -
Smiling through the tears
2003-02-19 -
Cho on the Nanny.
2003-02-17 -
Compatible. You had all better do this.
2003-02-17 -
Damn you, you web nazis!
2003-02-17 -
Is this what they mean by Winter Wonderland?
2003-02-15 -
VD! VD!
2003-02-14 -
Take the last train to Clarksville
2003-02-11 -
A tiny little nugget of joy
2003-02-10 -
Oh, boo hoo.
2003-02-08 -
Too...much...html
2003-02-06 -
What happened to the 5th dentist?
2003-02-05 -
Nope.
2003-02-04 -
Not this one either!
2003-02-04 -
Hey, you aren't ugly when you wear a little makeup!
2003-02-03 -
Fuck ME is NOT a 4-letter word.
2003-02-02 -
And baby makes three.
2003-02-01 -
...and I was like what? And she said, totally! So I go, hey!
2003-01-31 -
Landslide!
2003-01-30 -
I don't give a damn about my reputation...
2003-01-28 -
It tastes like burning!
2003-01-26 -
Blue Moon....I saw you shining alone
2003-01-24 -
I'm sorry. Please don't read this. It's awful.
2003-01-23 -
If I had testicles, they'd be inverted by now...
2003-01-22 -
In your eyes, I see the cucumbers...
2003-01-21 -
I'm going into hiding very soon.
2003-01-20 -
Jawbones connected to...
2003-01-18 -
This is a bad, bad entry
2003-01-16 -
La de da
2003-01-15 -
Call me Boo Boo Kitty Fuck
2003-01-14 -
What do I have to do to make you love me?
2003-01-13 -
Kiss my grits.
2003-01-12 -
Cue ominous music...
2003-01-11 -
Survey, schmurvey, part two!
2003-01-09 -
Attack of the 50-foot vagina
2003-01-08 -
The most boring entry. Ever.
2003-01-05 -
Would you care to join me for some Apple Dapples?
2003-01-04 -
They're called boobs. Some people have them.
2003-01-01 -
I've forgotten ALL acquaintance
Here are some old entries.
Here are some other old entries.
This is just one of me with a fish.
These entries may date you all the way back to July of 2002.
This is my aunt Ruth
Hi, I'm old.