2003-12-29 -
Fuck the holidays.
2003-12-25 -
Triple
2003-12-19 -
Bitchin.
2003-12-17 -
Where's the beef?
2003-12-15 -
Don't say I didn't warn ya.
2003-12-15 -
Soapbox. Scrub a dub dub.
2003-12-12 -
I don't like the No Doubt version of "It's my life." Just so you know.
2003-12-11 -
My milkshake isn't better than anybody's.
2003-12-09 -
Is the semester over yet?
2003-12-07 -
Ass-spelunkers
2003-12-02 -
A Sentimental Journey
2003-11-30 -
I'm dreaming of a white trash holiday weekend.
2003-11-23 -
I finally plugged my speakers in.
2003-11-20 -
A lot of nonsense.
2003-11-18 -
Procrastination, lalalala
2003-11-15 -
Why is everyone just "a little unwell?" Some of you bastards ARE crazy.
2003-11-14 -
Heat=yay. No heat = me.
2003-11-10 -
Bork
2003-11-07 -
Update-a-go-go!
2003-11-03 -
I'm hungry.
2003-11-01 -
You go now!
2003-10-31 -
Razzzmatazz
2003-10-28 -
My cat is gay.
2003-10-27 -
Scooby Doo.
2003-10-25 -
Won't you be my baby tonight?
2003-10-23 -
Where's my biscuit?
2003-10-20 -
I'm the other woman. No, the OTHER, other woman.
2003-10-17 -
Faded
2003-10-13 -
Fin, Fin, Fin
2003-10-12 -
Here without you
2003-10-09 -
Gotta pee
2003-10-07 -
Fetish Schmetish!
2003-10-05 -
I will go down with this ship.
2003-10-01 -
Gideon...
2003-09-30 -
Damn party politics
2003-09-29 -
Suck-ass!
2003-09-28 -
Love!
2003-09-25 -
Beck is my co-pilot.
2003-09-24 -
I have no more animal cookies
2003-09-21 -
I love animal cookies.
2003-09-19 -
I'd rather go down in a flame if a flame's what it takes to remember my name...
2003-09-17 -
Upside, Inside Out!
2003-09-16 -
Why can't you and I be three?
2003-09-13 -
Pussy eat banana!
2003-09-09 -
What non-sequitor?
2003-09-08 -
A request
2003-09-05 -
Hi. remember me?
2003-08-31 -
You like-a the sauce?
2003-08-29 -
I could sell it AND sit on it.
2003-08-28 -
Queer eye for me
2003-08-26 -
I've got the magic stick. If I can hit it once...I'd rather take a nap.
2003-08-26 -
Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?
2003-08-23 -
I think I'll go for a walk outside now.
2003-08-22 -
You think you're a man
2003-08-21 -
E-dogg, showing compassion 365 days a year.
2003-08-19 -
Call me Max Factor
2003-08-15 -
Borking kitten.
2003-08-15 -
Seven.
2003-08-14 -
I sneeze! I poo!
2003-08-12 -
Where's the louvre?
2003-08-10 -
My cat has mommy issues.
2003-08-08 -
Fishy, fishy.
2003-08-06 -
I make apple butter.
2003-08-03 -
Still a whisper on my lips
2003-08-02 -
I knew a man, Bojangles, and he danced for you
2003-07-31 -
Welcome home, little man!
2003-07-31 -
Am I really all that amazing?
2003-07-30 -
They've got me by the balls.
2003-07-29 -
sleepy, sleepy!
2003-07-28 -
I love a parade.
2003-07-25 -
Trendy Matt, and my armpit hairs.
2003-07-23 -
Estrogen overflow.
2003-07-22 -
Mazeltoff. I speak Jewish.
2003-07-21 -
Hey, mister man-male.
2003-07-21 -
Daughter of the year...MY BRA'S IN MY ASS!
2003-07-19 -
Get Over It.
2003-07-17 -
I need money. Now.
2003-07-15 -
A brief rant...
2003-07-13 -
Like a bridge over troubled water...I'd rather lay down.
2003-07-13 -
My soup hand is truly delicious.
2003-07-11 -
500 Rummy.
2003-07-11 -
Really, I've always loved to help people.
2003-07-08 -
Did you pee on me?
2003-07-05 -
My sweet embraceable you.
2003-07-04 -
Flood!
2003-07-04 -
I'll see you at the crossroads
2003-07-03 -
Um...
2003-07-02 -
Stop breaking my heart, Mariah.
2003-07-01 -
Welcome back, Kotter.
Here are some old entries.
Here are some other old entries.
This is just one of me with a fish.
These entries may date you all the way back to July of 2002.
This is my aunt Ruth
Hi, I'm old.