2002-06-30 -
My windshield of death
2002-06-28 -
Oreos in the bathroom
2002-06-28 -
"She bloves me, she bloves me not..."
2002-06-27 -
"And don't call me 'mom'!"
2002-06-26 -
Finding an apartment
2002-06-25 -
You go to hell. You go to hell and you die.
2002-06-24 -
My body is NOT a wonderland.
2002-06-24 -
Basking in the glow of self-loathing
2002-06-23 -
My birthday weekend extravaganza. or something
2002-06-22 -
Happy birthday to me. no, really. happy birthday.
2002-06-21 -
I'm SOOOO responsible. Really.
2002-06-20 -
Stages of drinking
2002-06-20 -
Stages of drinking
2002-06-19 -
This computer is depressing
2002-06-18 -
Fucking "Jim-Bob" can rot in hell.
2002-06-17 -
Excessive t.v. discussion
2002-06-16 -
Translation
6/16/2002 -
i am drunks
2002-06-15 -
Overshare of the century
2002-06-14 -
"We lay all kinds"
2002-06-13 -
Hotel California?
2002-06-13 -
Skanky's Bistro
2002-06-11 -
Sexy...kinda
2002-06-10 -
Just call me Ted Schmidt
2002-06-09 -
My mom fucking rules!
2002-06-08 -
Can't sleep!
2002-06-07 -
The search begins
2002-06-07 -
No more drunken entry for you!
2002-06-06 -
How can I direct YOUR penis?
2002-06-05 -
Get me through this day!
2002-06-03 -
Fun times and superfluous profilactics
2002-06-02 -
Lazy Sunday!
2002-06-01 -
More yin and yang
2002-05-31 -
More nothing!
2002-05-30 -
no sleep = self-discovery
2002-05-30 -
Breaking news...
2002-05-29 -
I've got moves, baby.
2002-05-26 -
Ladies' night and life in the fort.
2002-05-23 -
Carry me home!
2002-05-22 -
Don't call me Carrie.
2002-05-22 -
More randomness...I love sleep!
2002-05-20 -
I love busy work!
2002-05-19 -
30% Lesbian
2002-05-18 -
One wedding down...
2002-05-17 -
You're fired!
2002-05-16 -
I'm going to Kansas city!
2002-05-15 -
No nap for me.
2002-05-14 -
So much to say
2002-05-13 -
-
2002-05-12 -
And we're still alive!
2002-05-10 -
Devil children
2002-05-09 -
My world has been rocked.
2002-05-08 -
The uterus, part II
2002-05-07 -
The bitch is back
2002-05-06 -
Toot, toot!
2002-05-04 -
Nothing to say.
2002-05-03 -
Can I get a woo woo?
2002-05-02 -
Boring job!
2002-05-01 -
Love Soon! Love Soon!
2002-04-30 -
New shower curtain
2002-04-29 -
THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW!
2002-04-27 -
Your racist friend
2002-04-27 -
Polyps
2002-04-26 -
Fun music survey
2002-04-25 -
I'm happeny
2002-04-24 -
I'm fucking sleepy!
2002-04-23 -
I want to take a nap.
2002-04-21 -
Another pointless entry
2002-04-20 -
Margarita party!
2002-04-19 -
A/C Battle
2002-04-17 -
Scratch me
2002-04-16 -
A little rant...
2002-04-15 -
Whee! I'm far too cool for any of you!
2002-04-15 -
Eat your pot, kiddies.
2002-04-15 -
I'm a FREAK
2002-04-13 -
Fung Woo!
2002-04-11 -
A little pick-me-up
2002-04-10 -
Excrement and washer fun!
2002-04-09 -
And I haven't even taken any NyQuil today!
2002-04-08 -
My stomach = boo
2002-04-07 -
Gay with my stupid hair.
2002-04-07 -
We fucking rule!
2002-04-05 -
Beaux Arts and my personality
2002-04-04 -
What's YOUR fetish?
2002-04-03 -
Procrastinating!
2002-04-03 -
You want this ASS.
2002-04-02 -
Still ill!
2002-04-01 -
Getting sick!
2002-03-31 -
Hungover like a motherfucker
2002-03-29 -
What a busy weekend, for a Friday!
2002-03-29 -
Exhausted ramblings
2002-03-27 -
Broke!
2002-03-26 -
Another crisis averted in 222
2002-03-26 -
Chartreuse
2002-03-25 -
Absolutely nothing to talk about...
2002-03-24 -
The best laid plans...
2002-03-23 -
Happy Birthday, Becky!
2002-03-22 -
More Wookie Goodness
2002-03-21 -
Backsliding slowly...please help.
2002-03-21 -
All night sex-a-thon
2002-03-20 -
Nothing! Yay!
2002-03-19 -
I must meet this person who lives above me.
2002-03-18 -
Weird dreams, weirder outfits.
2002-03-17 -
Return of the mack!
2002-03-17 -
Feeling wiggly
2002-03-15 -
Drowned rodent
2002-03-15 -
And it's back to dysfunction as usual
2002-03-14 -
High School Basketball = fun?
2002-03-13 -
Stupid spoiled goth kids
2002-03-12 -
No orange pants for you!
2002-03-12 -
Gap outlet for me!
2002-03-11 -
Happy Birthday, Amanda!
2002-03-11 -
MTV Cribs
2002-03-11 -
emotional distance
2002-03-11 -
I have zero coherent thoughts.
2002-03-10 -
It's 8:30! Do you know where your children are?
2002-03-09 -
Ugly
2002-03-09 -
Dude, where's my car?
2002-03-08 -
I'm fozzie, I'm a paticanite, and I'm a weenie.
2002-03-08 -
We have a fan club!
2002-03-08 -
Damn the stupid exorcist people!
2002-03-07 -
Pheddy!
2002-03-07 -
I'm sick.
2002-03-07 -
i' like to teach the wolrd to sing in perfect harmone.
2002-03-06 -
Memories!
2002-03-06 -
Weird kid!
2002-03-06 -
Touch my face!
2002-03-05 -
Dinner with Dan!
2002-03-05 -
I'm a slut!
2002-03-04 -
Girl, you'll be a domestic goddess soon
2002-03-04 -
Caught in a windstorm
2002-03-03 -
Mole talk
2002-03-03 -
Another series of thoughts on love.
2002-03-03 -
get me out of this hell-hole
2002-03-02 -
Pumpkins DVD
2002-03-02 -
Keep it to yourself, it's my life.
2002-03-02 -
Toast bandit
2002-03-01 -
Woo! No sense! I make no sense!
2002-03-01 -
The Ball!
2002-02-28 -
Beat ya to it!
2002-02-28 -
I wanna dance barefoot!
2002-02-28 -
Sappy poo
2002-02-27 -
Holy random thoughts, Batman!
2002-02-26 -
Jean Luc
2002-02-26 -
Munch up or shut up!
2002-02-25 -
200 lame-o entries!
2002-02-25 -
Princess Party
2002-02-24 -
Nazi bastards!
2002-02-24 -
My Vagina Cheerleader!
2002-02-22 -
Alyssa for Band Geek!
2002-02-22 -
My mom is swell.
2002-02-21 -
Greetings, from Sunny Yugoslavia!
2002-02-21 -
Ugh.
2002-02-21 -
hi!
2002-02-20 -
Vagina night
2002-02-19 -
NyQuil buzz
2002-02-19 -
Becky rules!
2002-02-19 -
Becky's guest entry
2002-02-19 -
DIARYRINGS PAGE
2002-02-18 -
roommates
2002-02-18 -
food and latex
2002-02-17 -
Sorry!
2002-02-17 -
i may be drunk
2002-02-16 -
Giant bubblegum
2002-02-16 -
A beautiful mind.
2002-02-15 -
Mom came to town.
2002-02-15 -
Drunken frieds!
2002-02-14 -
No love for you!
2002-02-13 -
Avast ye scurvy whores!
2002-02-13 -
Mom's losing it!
2002-02-13 -
Trailer trash goodness and Drunken Willy
2002-02-12 -
And the Valentine's Day party drops to one.
2002-02-12 -
a-LYSS-a
2002-02-11 -
Dishwasher debacle
2002-02-10 -
Casey's birthday festivities
2002-02-09 -
nerve.com and happy birthday, Casey!
2002-02-08 -
The Poo Canal
2002-02-07 -
Slacker!
2002-02-06 -
Ode to the Willinator
2002-02-05 -
Eat my ass!
2002-02-05 -
No shaving cream
2002-02-04 -
You may not believe this, but this entry is about sex!
2002-02-03 -
Horoscope predictions
2002-02-02 -
My parents are odd!
2002-02-01 -
Beaver party?
2002-02-01 -
Fun muchly!
2002-01-31 -
Procrastination + Anger = another entry!
2002-01-30 -
No penis?
2002-01-30 -
Pop Rocks candy! Woo hoo!
2002-01-29 -
What is wrong with the boys?
2002-01-29 -
Nerd-o-rama
2002-01-28 -
I should join the Glee Club.
2002-01-27 -
Save-A-Lot and the Levee
2002-01-26 -
I love pie!
2002-01-24 -
Geeks, Dweebs, and Weirdos
2002-01-23 -
More deviant fun!
2002-01-22 -
Make your own fun
2002-01-21 -
I get my kicks from tv - so what?
2002-01-20 -
Charlie O's
2002-01-20 -
Boo.
2002-01-20 -
The morning after
2002-01-19 -
My pledge to you
2002-01-18 -
Fire in the hole!
2002-01-18 -
Deviance
2002-01-17 -
My tattoo! Whee!
2002-01-16 -
Grumpy-pants
2002-01-15 -
Salute the duck
2002-01-14 -
Hula Hoops!
2002-01-14 -
My remote suddenly weighs 50 pouds.
2002-01-13 -
Every muscle in my body aches from head to toe...
2002-01-13 -
Hormones! And I'm drunk
2002-01-11 -
Long entry about my eyebrow ring...
2002-01-11 -
Brain farts
2002-01-11 -
An ass-raping semester is ahead of me.
2002-01-09 -
Queer as Folk!
2002-01-09 -
Deviant behavior? Already?
2002-01-08 -
Another lame entry!
2002-01-08 -
About last night...
2002-01-07 -
Is there a psychological term for an unhealthy addiction to yourself?
2002-01-07 -
Big Pimpin'
2002-01-07 -
I'm back! Again!
2002-01-05 -
Ah, the last entry in the Fort.
2002-01-04 -
Brightly colored fish gear.
2002-01-03 -
PREE monster
2002-01-03 -
Barnacles
2002-01-03 -
Random thoughts before bedtime!
2002-01-02 -
Eyebrows!
2002-01-02 -
Random thoughts about my name
2002-01-01 -
Self-realization
2002-01-01 -
The morning after...
2002-01-01 -
Festivities on the Levee?
Here are some old entries.
Here are some other old entries.
This is just one of me with a fish.
These entries may date you all the way back to July of 2002.
This is my aunt Ruth
Hi, I'm old.